it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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