When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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