That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
