Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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