The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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