So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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