i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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