i just had sex bonerless
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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