More tranny stories later!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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