Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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