are you still at the devil's house?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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