you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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