I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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