If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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