yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were trust falling into bushes
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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