I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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