Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
