I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
