AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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