I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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