what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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