We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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