Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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