I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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