So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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