i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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