Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Randomize
