We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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