When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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