he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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