You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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