About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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