I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
