I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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