I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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