I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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