i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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