Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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