Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
