whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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