so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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