I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
