I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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