I just saw a hot homeless man
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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