your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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