What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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