i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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