oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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