He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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