just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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