Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize
