yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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