That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
