ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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